Chef Pee Pee's in the kitchen, I'm the king of cooking things

Got macaroni, pizza, cookies, and some ice cream
And when it comes to cooking, I'm like Zeus or Hercules

'Cause Bowser's really angry
And he might just murder me

Toad wants to help but he gets all on my nerves
He's always touching things, I'm like get out of here you turd

I can make turtle soup or cook an angry bird

Chef Pee Pee is the best, everybody spread the word